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1.
a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.
wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?
por OneBetter 21 de Maio de 2006
 
2.
He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
por Styxhexenhammer 01 de Janeiro de 2010
 
3.
To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.
Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.
por Big SHug 07 de Novembro de 2007
 
4.
a root beer soda with cherry flavoring
"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."
por ulovetoast 05 de Dezembro de 2011
 
5.
V. To ejaculate into or otherwise insert semen into the insulin pump of your romantic or sexual partner.

N. The act of performing a Wilford Brimley.
When hooking up with my friend's cousin after the game, she asked me to give her the Wilford Brimley.
por Chadrock Sexington 05 de Abril de 2010
 
6.
to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
por erik f. neumann 27 de Dezembro de 2007
 
7.
When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.
A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.
por Eric 31 de Julho de 2003