1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation
abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever
por lucas bolton 06 de Abril de 2006
Ridiculous, annoying or stupid; usually refers to a bad outcome or situation
"I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"

"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."

"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."
por Carolyn Pitt 28 de Outubro de 2005
British word for masturbating
Quit wanking off!
por Jewish 01 de Abril de 2003
What you do when no one is home.
No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.
por fuck me slut 05 de Novembro de 2013
the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.
Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.
por Flu Z 14 de Outubro de 2010
a wank refers to young men who choose to wear singlets or no shirt over a t-shirt. they are commonly rugby league players or beach folk who like to share special moments with each other. 'Wanks' dont like to wear shoes while playing sports and always think they are better then anyone else.
look at those wanks playing footy with no shirt on.
por absolute,dev 13 de Setembro de 2009
Mainly used when insulting someone of the male species, as it applies to them all. Can also be used as a term of frustration.
'You Wank'.
'Ohh Wank'.
por KimSisiTessa 26 de Fevereiro de 2008

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