Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.
What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.