1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
por Beefarino44 20 de Julho de 2005
The scientific term for a pregnant goldfish
bob: whoa!! that twit is sure gonna have some big baby fish!
fred: yes it is! their names will be sam, timmy, martha,...
por futurevicepres2032 02 de Julho de 2005
a fun-lovin' idiot with a three seconds memory; ALSO SEE TASH
(Actual definition from the University of Sydney's Official Dictionary)
Good Morning to you too Twit... for the 34th time today and its only 9:30am... #@^%!!!
por MT 15 de Setembro de 2003
Past tense form of tweet referring to twitter which valley girls say
I was looking at my twitter ya know, reading like all my past twits
por The twit of all tweeters 14 de Março de 2011
Internet Troll - someone who would visit groups on social networks that he doesn't like just to leave nasty comments and feed off anger in replies.
Twit: I hate americans!

R1: So why do you visit the group "I love America"

R2: You know that to leave the comment on this forum, you have to click "LIKE" and join the group?

Twit: americans are morons and they eat shit!!!!!

R1: have some respect! Americans with an A.

R2: Learn English before you write something here!

Twit: I hate english as well you a55holes !

etc. etc. and it can go on forever, as long as you feed him.
por xesex 08 de Setembro de 2010
Teenage Woman In Her Thirties.....twit
a woman, obviously in her 30's, who:

**try to act like a teenager by dressing like them. Stop shopping in the juniors department.

**lingers around the bar for boys who are barely of age to drink cougar

**a woman who is afraid of embracing her age and feels she must stay 17...give or take a few years.

"Dude...look at that twit. She's acting/dressing like she's 21. She's obviously 35. Palm-Face."
por snowsprite 04 de Fevereiro de 2010
The abbreviation of the words "That's what I thought", commonly used to win an argument while greatly frustrating your opponent.
Bob: Were the heck's my money?
Phil: I didn't take it.
Bob: Let me see your pockets!
Phil: *Shows Bob his pockets*
Phil: Twit!
Bob: Arg!!
por AB-Windor 14 de Setembro de 2009

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