When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
#turtle #stupid #funny #animals #slow
por Llened 01 de Outubro de 2014
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
#turtle #amphibian #lazy #shell #eggpooper
por TheNameIsHedvig 28 de Abril de 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
#tortious #shell #hard #loose #turtle
por SexyMan12271 05 de Novembro de 2013
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
#monster #carnivore #evil being #black energy with a form #soul eating water demon
por The All Knowing Ninja 20 de Abril de 2011
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
#bum #stupid #shit #bitch #douche #ass
por scc12321 12 de Outubro de 2010
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
#turtle #soup #food #eat #special sauce
por A Stillisano 20 de Outubro de 2009
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
#turtle #fall #drunk #turteling #cats
por Count of Monte Cristi 06 de Setembro de 2009
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