Guy2 'Yeah, I stayed up till 4 last night playing travian just so I could protect my settlers and start a new village'
Guy1 '.... You're a fucking looser'
Three different tribes
Four different resources
Ten military units per tribe
Up to twenty-five buildings
Ex. 2: What's that? You can't hang out because your village is getting attacked in Travian? At 3AM? Oh, hey, F**K you.
Ex. 3: Pete has Travian accounts in the US and the UK server. Don't tell anyone!
Ex. 4: Hank: "Don't tell my girlfriend that I forgot her birthday because I was playing WOW"
Salome: "Dude, your girlfriend (who was a man) dumped you months ago because you're a WOW-addicted mofo"
Hank: "Better than being addicted to Travian."
Salome: "Aww shiiit"
Back when Travian was good I used to send 10 waves in a second.
I used to spend hours on Travian, but I got pissed off waiting for the map to load, and now I play other games.
I spent the last of my cheque on Travian!
I liked Travian when a server had 20k people in it or more.. now it's just 4k.
My hero looked like a Ken doll, and probably had just as large balls.
N00b Travian player: fk u noob
Experienced Travian player: Tell me where are you, i will help you.(When he's actually planing to farm you for resources)