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1.
An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.
I AM THE TABLE!
por m3tallic4 16 de Outubro de 2012
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2.
the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table
por adoe26 18 de Fevereiro de 2010
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3.
Somewhere to have sex.
I had sex on the table with margaret.
por Schqwnbean 07 de Junho de 2005
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4.
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
por landlove 27 de Março de 2011
11 9
 
5.
noun:slang term for turntables
man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
por Chris 22 de Fevereiro de 2004
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6.
WOOD
I GOT A TABLE
por SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS 03 de Fevereiro de 2012
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7.
A game involving taking and drinking other peoples drinks that have been left on the table or the bar. Usually when they are looking away or gone to the toilet.
"Jeff and I had no money in the club the other night so we just played a game of tables"
por andrewmalone 25 de Setembro de 2011
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