Smirnoff Triple Distilled
"Hey, I just got a fifth of STD. We're 'bout to get our drink on tonight."
por itsyurgirl 08 de Maio de 2010
Super Tasty Doughnuts

anykind of good doughnut
Dan:Man krispy Kreme has STD's
por Vexed Wolf 24 de Março de 2010
used to describe a guy's penis.

Super Tiny Dick
Cherly: hey how was your night with James?
Cherry: i left, he had a STD.

Cherly: haha that poor man. *laughs*
por Le Donut 23 de Março de 2010
'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!
James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.
por Hate Me To Be Me =] 06 de Março de 2010
Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.
I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.
por wishIwasAdocter 26 de Janeiro de 2010
Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
por ewry 05 de Janeiro de 2010
super thick dick
i have an s.t.d..WANNA SEE!!!
por ftw-and-fml 26 de Outubro de 2009

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