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1.
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
por Jelly Pumpernickel 04 de Outubro de 2012
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2.
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
por Choadalay-dee-heeee 09 de Janeiro de 2013
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3.
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
por Big-OH 23 de Janeiro de 2009
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4.
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
por d to a the to the n-n-y 11 de Fevereiro de 2007
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5.
A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
por LukeSpaffy 28 de Outubro de 2006
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6.
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
por Ja-mmin 24 de Abril de 2005
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7.
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
por big bob roberts jr the third 25 de Setembro de 2009
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