Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
The Term "Simon" May Be Used To Describe/Label, A Specific Analysis Of a Person, In A Positive Manner. Therefore The Word Simon Is Used Discreetly To Mean Perfection/Amazing/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass.
"I Think That Fellows Name May Be Simon, Seeing As He Is Rather Bloody Amazing/Perfection/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass."
"well, you should. your life will be more complete."
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!