The refreshing splash of water that cools down your butt cheeks when poop hits the surface of toilet water, making the toilet paper impossible to use.
Jhonny got shmisted because his small intestine absorbed too much water, making his feces heavy.
por BorderSpice 17 de Fevereiro de 2011
A fine mist of faeces that is emitted from the anus upon emission of gas (flatuance), similar to, but not the same as a Shart.
Dan: Dude I think I just shmist in my pants.
por gorilla in the shmist 01 de Abril de 2009

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