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1.
To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
por David 07 de Julho de 2004
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2.
A cross between being shit faced and hammered.
Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.
por DeathtoJimmyCarter 11 de Maio de 2006
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3.
To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered
Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.
por Hucked88 13 de Fevereiro de 2008
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4.
When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.
I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.
por Douche McClasiter 18 de Maio de 2006
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5.
A new level of drunkeness. To not give a fuck about the excruciating pain you will feel the next morning to due an enormous hangover. Don't expect to remember anything after gettin shmammered.
hey lets go to st cloud and get shmammered!

lemme git that ronny d im gettin shmammered tonight!

dude I thought you were hammered but damn your lookin pretty shmammered
por gettinitwet24/7 27 de Agosto de 2010
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6.
The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered
Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.
por tywithawhy 08 de Dezembro de 2008
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7.
The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.
I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered
por William Bradford II 04 de Setembro de 2009
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