Phil: Aye all reet, I'll go an get t'stick an dip it in some shit t' mek it moor interestin'.
Dean: Shit-on-a-stick? Great idea, I'll goo an get t'other lads see ya in a mo
"Hey Ethan, what's up?"
"I need to shit badly!"
"Why don't you shit on a stick?"
But she ain't awl thet! She ain't nothing but a flet out bitch what cain't count the times she got her ass kicked!