A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.
Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"
por StanofCourse 22 de Setembro de 2011
a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.
Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?
por Murphinator 05 de Maio de 2008
A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.
A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.
por Tai P 10 de Junho de 2007
to take a poo on your wank.
i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.
por danika 16 de Março de 2005
To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!
por Quadzy 14 de Dezembro de 2014

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