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1.
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
por Smokin Ice Cube 14 de Fevereiro de 2009
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2.
A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
por Captain Correct 12 de Janeiro de 2008
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3.
A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
por Wesd 03 de Março de 2008
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4.
The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
por khsmile4 06 de Agosto de 2011
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5.
a Crazy stalker.
That Schwab won't leave me alone!
por Towarnu 01 de Janeiro de 2010
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6.
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
por catastrophysics 29 de Maio de 2006
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7.
verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
por Kyle Faber 17 de Agosto de 2007
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