Top Definition
1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
#yiddish #slang #smear #food #bagel
por Global Feetus 03 de Abril de 2007
Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
#shit #clean #dump #schmeer #shmear #shmeer
por IHateCleaningUpShit 01 de Julho de 2013
Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.
Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.
#schm-ear #scum #funk #cell phone #display #phone
por Mike G 15 de Outubro de 2005
A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.
She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.
por Anastasia DeLuciano 06 de Dezembro de 2004
A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults
I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!
#schmeer #catan #arrogance #stanford #sammy
por settler69 20 de Fevereiro de 2008
jis, cum, semen, ejaculate
Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.
por jackalicious 08 de Abril de 2004
A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.
Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.
#schmear #fuck #camel #toe #bass
por Alexwaetweg 20 de Setembro de 2007
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