The NEW Chuck Norris,
The L. Stands for MUTHA FUCKIN!!
Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!
por SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! 20 de Agosto de 2006
Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
por wOOtsauce 07 de Agosto de 2005
Maker of his own beer
MMM MMM, Bitch!!
por d-Mack 29 de Abril de 2004
An alpha badass.
They would have let Jackson say, "may the Force be with you motherfucker!" If Episode 1 wasn't a homorific kiddie-cartoon load.
por r00fles 24 de Abril de 2003
An actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by God (if God was a philosopher from the hood).
Samuel Jackson says.."It'll Get You Drunk!!"
por frutyloop23 23 de Fevereiro de 2009
1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."

2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.
1. OMG, its a bird, no its a plane, no its Samuel Jackson bitch.
por GAWG35 24 de Fevereiro de 2010

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