Procure por qualquer palavra, como blumpkin:
 
1.
an object which should be in your mouth at all times
"where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
por al jorgenson 03 de Maio de 2004
 
2.
was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
por Tammy McShammerson 23 de Maio de 2010
 
3.
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
por elmacko 08 de Novembro de 2011
 
4.
my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
por Homosexual 23 de Abril de 2005
 
5.
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
por big monsta 08 de Agosto de 2003