Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"
Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"
"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."
Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.