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A word made up by Planet Fitness used to describe one who grunts, drops weights, and judges. At planet fitness there is a lunk alarm that will go off if they believe you to be a lunk.
Ryan is slamming his weights wearing a body building tank top and drinking out of a gallon water jug, what a fuckin lunk!
por Jack Mann 06 de Março de 2008
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The root word in the more commonly known term: Lunkhead. A word used to describe someone of low intelligence and usually of a portly stature. see dullard or dolt A heavy, stupid fellow.
Can you believe that? That stupid lunk just cut me off!

Look at that lunk, he dripped ketchup all over his fat gut when he was eating his hamburger.
por Ian Callahan 29 de Maio de 2006
To lay around in a energy-efficient (see lazy) state.
I think I am going to lunk around the house today.
por unlimitedhp 09 de Agosto de 2006
When going up for a dunk and the ball slips out of your hands or you misjudge the jump and it ends up bouncing around sloppily before going in. Derived in 2006 in Muscatine, Iowa by combining layup and dunk.
Kobe went to throw down but couldn't finish and ended up lunking it instead. Garrett can't dunk but lunks like a champion.
por MuskieNation 24 de Dezembro de 2014
N. a slobby hunk of gelataneous filth
V. to lay around lazily consuming often unhealthy and harmful processed foods, such as Twinkies, while being generally unproductive and useless
to lunk around
lunk dick
faggot lunker
lazy lunk of junk
por The Creator of All Things Good 01 de Julho de 2009
That crappy gunk you get in your lungs when you smoke ciagrettes. It paralyzes the silia in your lungs so they can't filter the crap out and it makes it hard to breathe.
"Hey, Amanda, let's go to the movies tonight"

"**Wheeze**"
"Oh, it must be the lunk kicking in, i guess I must find anoher friend to go with"
por MollyN 08 de Agosto de 2007
Lunk is a stupid, very sexy man named David who has scholiosis.
"Hot damn, there goes Lunk floundering about the hallways again."
por Jay Kay 09 de Abril de 2004

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