this thing of monotonous repeats of a dialy routine

basicly you start cold covered in blood and end that way too cold and covered in blood
life i dotn have much of one thats why i post here ='(
por shawn im so kool 22 de Outubro de 2005
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
por jaydawg3000 02 de Julho de 2009
a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
por John 03 de Setembro de 2003
The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
por ice cream eater 13 de Julho de 2006
an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
por 379 05 de Abril de 2005
Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.
AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
por It's none of your business 11 de Janeiro de 2005
an invisible green blob that follows you around
vivian- what is life
cecily- a green blob
vivian- what?
cecily- proove me wrong
por Tyne 13 de Outubro de 2004

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