(n) Term of coolness for a female from the 1950's and still used in rockabilly circles.
She's a rockin' kitten

Look at that hot kitten over there
por magickmark 09 de Agosto de 2005
a woman who likes to date men older than her, usually by about 10 years, or more depending on the woman. Also the opposite of a cougar.
These are all well-known kittens:
1.)the girls next door (gags)
2.)Katherine zeta-jones
3.)Calista Flockhart
4.)Evan rachael wood (shudder)

por Mercedes Bends 24 de Dezembro de 2007
Small balls of fluff that people perceive as being "cute". Everytime you do something naughty, they die.
Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.
por delirium of joy 25 de Maio de 2003
Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.
Beware of kittens
por Frickin' I don't care 09 de Junho de 2009

Kitten : kît''n
Noun
1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe :
2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankind's destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost :
''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''
''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''

''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''

''I haven't potatoed a kitten for a while.''
por MullerNick 31 de Agosto de 2006
The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.
Unsuspecting victim: "Aww, a cute baby kitten!"
Kitten: "Meow!"
Unsuspecting victim: *dead*
por Sean McAwesome 09 de Outubro de 2008
Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.
Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.
por Alexand 23 de Junho de 2006

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