a plaid or flanal jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. Can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it's near hideous yet strangely awesome.
dude 1 "where's dude 3?"

dude 2 "he went shopping, he should be right back"

dude 3 "hey guys check out this sweet Jarvis I bought at the Peavey Mart"

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously "that's a sweet fuckin Jarvis"
#lumberjacket #plaid #flanal #sauve #slick
por Shagmuff 03 de Janeiro de 2008
One whom exits before compleating his or her duty. May also be used as a substitution for the term "vagina" when refering to ones actions. A tool.
"I'm leaving the bar, I am super tired."

"Stop being such a jarvis and suck it up"
#jarvis #pussy #tool #vagina #h.a.t.e.
por Taylor Likes 07 de Dezembro de 2008
an unspeakable thing.

Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
#jarvis #unspeakable #dark #sporadic #jarvus
por Janus Alpaca 23 de Abril de 2008
A Haircut where the person has a small fringe, and whose hair is long and shaggy over both ears, but not at the back. It is worn by someone with no sense of style
Look at that kid! What a Jarvis he has!
#invert jarvis #haircut #hair #no style #idiot
por Moorejam 27 de Março de 2009
The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
#poser #wannabe #kotch #hanger-on #cotch #cotchski #tool #entourage
por Napoleon Bonerhard 19 de Novembro de 2006
noun; long haired, facial hair clad, and usually lacking the most basic hygienic qualities.
"Dude, that jarvis walked by earlier and it's smelled like ass ever since."
#jarvis #smelly #dirty #goatee #sideburns #long-haired
por voltron jarvis 24 de Fevereiro de 2009
The Jarvis is a fascinating creature. It will only listen to techno and hip hop, and enjoys watching disney movies other horrible ones over and over and saying they are the greatest. The Jarvis is characterized by a high pitched laugh, and being able to survive on no food for days on end. It is rarely seen eating, and when it does it is usually peanutbutter or macaroni and cheese. Be mindful of your surroundings when in the company of a jarvis, because your things may start to disappear without notice. The stories that a Jarvis tells are usuaslly extravagant and far fetched, typically made up on the spot with no fact or reason behind them. If you ever spot a Jarvis in the wild, your best bet is to run or say that you hate Marist singers.
This is the funniest movie ever! (Euro Trip) -- A wild Jarvis specimen
#ryan #marist #funny #college #joke
por Concerned Spectator 03 de Maio de 2006
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