A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.
"I fucking hate Jacob so much-- Wait, he's being sweet now.."
por im.insignificant 31 de Agosto de 2015
A pothead alcoholic who is a slacker but still nice .
That guy is such a Jacob!
por Random2322 21 de Dezembro de 2015
A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.
That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.
por B63 27 de Setembro de 2015
Usually Jewish and has a very large nose
Dang, that Jacob has a huge nose
por Kuku cachoo 04 de Abril de 2015
a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?
por the best mofo 17 de Abril de 2015
the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*
por kiki the firefighter number 2 11 de Abril de 2015
This guy is a complete faggot everyone hates him because it always sounds like he is choking on a big fat cock, this guy needs to grow up and admit the fact that he is gay before he commits sucide.
Shut the fuck up jacob!
por I hate your 05 de Maio de 2015

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