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Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
por Patrick 23 de Abril de 2008
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masturbating
i like to jack off
por baby 05 de Novembro de 2003
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Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.
Jacking off is typical amongst most people.
por Bizzle4Shizzle 10 de Outubro de 2005
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rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects
it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any
all guys do it like evry day im doin it right now
por billy bob 14 de Dezembro de 2003
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when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him
por sexybabe 21 de Agosto de 2003
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rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.
i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth
por loves2jack 26 de Maio de 2004
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Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.
Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)
por Private P. Nuss 16 de Agosto de 2004
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