Assine Portuguese
Procure por qualquer palavra, como poopsterbate:
 
75.
A piece of shit Mp3 player that is awesome for the first year and then after that everything on it starts to fuck up on it.
"Don't buy an ipod because you will end up spending a shit load of money on repairs, covers, songs, batteries,etc."
por fuck apple ipods 08 de Dezembro de 2006
16 13
 
1.
Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation.
Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.
por Amall 31 de Julho de 2005
6415 2668
 
2.
I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

Seriously. Go die, Apple.
"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
por lindsay the gangster 03 de Junho de 2005
4093 2517
 
3.
Everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player.
Person A: OMG, dude! I just bought an ipod!

Person B: What, on purpose?
por _Larry_ 06 de Julho de 2005
3169 1664
 
4.
The Most Expensive way to listen to music.
If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
por Doug Hightower 03 de Setembro de 2005
2348 1327
 
5.
a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid
read all of the other entries to see what i mean
por marko 14 de Abril de 2005
1964 1040
 
6.
An Apple Computer branded mp3 player with a large capacity solid state hard drive.
Hey John... send me that new 1108 Thugz track so I can put it on my iPod.
por Mike Rundle 29 de Abril de 2003
1843 1029
 
7.
the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.
-hey i got my 60 gig Ipod ofr just $500!

-you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250!
por green phantom 26 de Fevereiro de 2005
1334 774