Ian
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
por MoonMoon 26 de Maio de 2013
Ian
AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.
Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian
por ianisakpj 28 de Setembro de 2011
ian
a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian
person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3
por mollyisgay 27 de Julho de 2011
Ian
A strange asian with a rather large head. Typically dates girls who have large boobs. Likes to play guitar and talk like a baby. He is also scared to go to the pool because he is insecure about his body.
"Whoa. Look at that guys girlfriend, her tits are HUGE."
"His name must be Ian!"
por SexayLaday6969 14 de Agosto de 2011
Ian
A strange individual. His favorite beverage is urine. He has been known hate everything. Also known as "The Pisshead"
You know that pisshead, Ian, whom drank your piss.
Whom? What does that mean?
You must have talked to him, because your dumb now.
por Theangryafricanamerican 09 de Dezembro de 2011
Ian
A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.
example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"
por klagarcles 29 de Outubro de 2011
ian
bridgets BEST FRIEND. obsessed with pop-tarts and unicorns. :)
omg its iiiiiiiaaaaannnnn! xD hi ian.
por squirtleLOVESjews 04 de Fevereiro de 2010
Ian
A giant,
Likes cousins,
Ian's enjoy starbucks,
Like to help people,
On the rebound,

Getting old,
Looks like a twin,
Has a touch of the downs,
Ians are amazing :)
Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.
por Immarocuian 22 de Fevereiro de 2010

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