Ian
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
por MoonMoon 26 de Maio de 2013
Ian
is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.
A: Dude you see that guy?
B: Total Ian.
A: I know right
C: I have a frog stapled to my face!
por apoofanickymama 19 de Julho de 2012
Ian
a player, someone who flirts with every girl and doesn't care who they hurt. Don't let his beautiful Puerto Rican skin fool you, no matter how hot he is. Put some Wasabi sauce in his mashed potatoes when he's not looking.
Man look at that jerk. He's such an ian.
por blahhhhhg 26 de Março de 2009
Ian
Ian is an Acryonym for '' I Am Nigger ''.
Used in school for when you are not very bright..you can shout Ian and you will be kept back 1 year in school.
por IAMIBS 23 de Outubro de 2010
Ian
The wimpiest guy you know. May be used as any and all synonyms for the female genitalia. Some names may be considered too vulgar, but worry not! There is literally no name "too mean" to be used in reference to an Ian.
Man, that guy is such an Ian!
por IMANIAN 28 de Maio de 2013
Ian
1.The act of bobbing your head while you talk
2. necrophiliac
1. Omg, my teacher is so annoying! he ians all the time!
2. What an ian!
por Carlos Gibert 10 de Junho de 2011
Ian
A cute, chubby guy who definitely catches the attention of the edgy, hipster types. He doesn't know who to express his feelings, so he avoids communication and relys on obvious staring (creeping) but has all the balls in the balls in the world when he is drunk or high. He is definately the bro type of guy, likes to party, hook-up, and even make omelets. He also values his friendships.
Steph: Ian really confuses, why can't he just come out and say it already?

Marty: Get him drunk stunna!
por seeISeverywhere 13 de Maio de 2011
Ian
AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.
Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian
por ianisakpj 28 de Setembro de 2011
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