The grinder, after being discovered, became the primary method of producing Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions. The process is simple- all the noobs of the world are captured in their gaming sessions and MS-DOS prompt "hacking" sessions and are thrown simultaneously. When the grinder is turned on, all the noobs become something like ground beef, and they are then removed and turned into little 'O' shaped cereals. The grinder is truly an amazing device that is not to be taken lightly - however, if wrenches or chairs are mistakenly thrown into the grinder, jamming and lag are sure to ensue- so be careful on the types of noobs that are thrown into the grinder.
"How did that happen"
"Simple, he was thrown into the grinder on the Doom 3 demo."
"Well, he has been turned into something useful! The breakfast of champions!"