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15.
1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)
"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."
por dingus 15 de Março de 2003
 
16.
short little white girl with long brown hair who is a tree hugging hippy and eats massive amounts of healthy foods such as granola (usually jewish)
"hey, did you see that granola out in the park with veggies in her pockets?"
"yah man, i hear shes a jew"
por kelliam 16 de Março de 2007
 
17.
A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman

The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.

Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature

'look at those old fucking granola's'

'I think those couple of granolas just saw you hit the pipe.'
por MackDeezNuts 24 de Dezembro de 2006
 
18.
An adjective also used to describe people would often do NOT vaccinate themselves or their children. Granola women often home birth and sometimes home school their children.
1. The granola family did not inject poisons into their children, thus protecting them from autism and other mental illnesses bought on by vaccines.

2. That crunchy granola didn't get the flu shot and never got sick. I got the vaccine and got the flu a week later!

por A non-vaxing mom 08 de Novembro de 2008
 
19.
A slang term for marijuana. Comes from the term referring to a college hippy.
p1: "Hey man, can I get some granola?"
p2: "Yeah, if you got a bowl we can put it in."
por Can Ox 06 de Abril de 2008
 
20.
1. If you run out you can go get some in your Toyota Corolla.

2. Be careful not to get any on your feather boa.

3. You can eat some while while climbing to the top of Krakatoa.

4. Do you remember from the 80's the Ayatollah Assahola?
Granola, Granola
Granola & Beelzebub on Krakatoa,
Granola........
por Krakky McKraken 12 de Novembro de 2007
 
21.
A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.
I went to the park, and had to beat a path thru the granola.
por biggdogg 04 de Setembro de 2003