A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.
Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?
por Condom 14 de Outubro de 2006
Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect
I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.
por Chris 05 de Maio de 2005
An annoying, troll-like creature.
Pippa is such a gonk!
por Noav 06 de Setembro de 2016
A noise that may be too subtle to hear at first but which is audible enough to disrupt an audio recording. It was most notably used by an audio engineer who asked a perturbed Orson Welles to read another take while recording a commercial for frozen peas.
WELLES narrating: Nothing is more important than the simple act of people getting together—

ENGINEER: Good. Could I have one more go, Orson, please? Sorry.

WELLES: What?

ENGINEER: Could I have just one more take of that?

WELLES: Why? I just did it right. Now, look, I'm not used to having more than one person in there. One

more word out of you, and you go. Is that clear?

ENGINEER: Yes, sir.

WELLES: I take directions from one person ... under protest! But from two I don't sit still. Who the hell are you, anyway?

ENGINEER: I'm the engineer.

WELLES: Well, why the hell are you asking me for another one?

ENGINEER: Well, I thought there was a slight gonk and I would just like to be safe.

WELLES: Jesus. shuffles papers What is a "gonk"? Do you mind telling me what that is?

ENGINEER: No, no, a bang from outside.

WELLES: A "bang from outside." pours himself some water Can I see Mrs. Rogers for a minute, please?

ENGINEER: Yes, certainly.
por MattR1970 05 de Setembro de 2016
Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
"you are such a gonk" = girlfriend has just said something ditsy but funny.
por Darthvincent 19 de Setembro de 2015
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