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A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.
Gary Leeson.

"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"
por Muzza2k 05 de Abril de 2005
a person who sniffs your bicycle seat when you play outside.
girl 1: So, I heard you played outside with Sam yesterday.
girl 2: yeah...
girl 1: How'd it go?
girl 2: I thought he was a nice guy, until he sniffed my bicycle seat...
girl 1: AGH, what a GARF!!!
por fish-on-a-pole 21 de Julho de 2011
another way to say the word "goof", the word originated as a common mispronunciation of "goof" in Thunder Bay, Ontario. Garfs are usually goofier than goofs.
That guy's such a garf, he's like the mayor of Garfsville.
por PgrAm 18 de Abril de 2011
When a bowl is packed with so much marijuana that the weed forms a mound like shape outside the depth of the bowl itself. This mound looks like the afro that was worn by Art Garfunkel.
"Dude, that bowl is fucking garfed. The amount of weed in the bowl is so great that it forms a mound out of the bowl, reminiscent of the afro sported by Art Garfunkel!"
por thespike323 21 de Março de 2010
A gay, ass, retarded, fuck. who alway fucks shit up or is completely fucked up in his head and his face.
winslow as "GARF" getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the fuck of it.
por Justin M. Ross 15 de Janeiro de 2009
No specific meaning. It is used to express excessive excitement regarding a particular subject.
Dylan: Dude... Mass Effect 3!!

Kevin: I can't WAIT till that game comes out!!

Dylan: GARF
por Captain DUCK 07 de Outubro de 2011
Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.
"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."
por sebes 13 de Maio de 2013

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