A "Gamer" is, or can be described as just another sterotype.

They intend to devote their entire life's into computers and video game systems.

Often watch, or show others completely retarded youtube or "Pooptube" videos that are so annoying and retarded, you can't bare to watch anymore. (Their's family guy "stupid" and then their is annoying video "stupid")

98% of gamers have gaiaonline.com profiles because they say that myspace is a waste of of time, or is too cool for it.

And if they do have a myspace profile, it is usually filled with applications, pictures they think are funny, videos that NO ONE will watch, and everything a profile can contain that will make it virtually impossible to completely load. Their profile picture will consist of a game title, game character, a picture they think is funny (Usually with a cat or animal that has captions under it)

If they pose for a picture, they usually have a fake smile with their thumbs pointing up.

They wear shirts that say something with somewhat of a funny, but retarded saying such as "READ THE BACK OF MY SHIRT. *Reads Back* NOW GO BACK TO THE FRONT".

Often have mid-long hair that's usually all fucked up, or not combed.

Mustache's and facial hair has also been seen.

When with friends, they often use loud voices, say annoying things from videos that i included earlier in this topic, sayings from video games, or just blurt out obscene, random, things that if a person out in public hears you say it, the chances of them thinking you are mentally impaired are pretty high.

As for the diet, Gamers come in both skinny, moderate, and fat.
They are often found eating quick, 99¢ microwaveable foods. Chips, Cheetos, Cookies, Hot pockets, or whatever they can possibly get their hands on.

As for soda wise, it's mostly Mt.Dew, Dr.Pepper, Coke, and also, high-sugared, harmful energy drinks.

A large majority of Gamers have social issues due to the fact they spend 95% playing, thinking, or talking about games.
Alot of them are socially Challenged, Often speaking in low voices. Or anti-social.

Relationships are not everything, but gamers are too busy with the gaming world that they spend little time with the opposite sex, their family, and sometimes their friends.

Sadly, alot of them are sad inside, due to the fact they don't like what they look like, or how they turned out. It probably explains why they devote their whole time to the virtual world.
I have alot of great friends who would like to go out with you, but i also have alot of Gamer friends, so your chances of being in a relationship with them are slim to none, but it's worth a shot. They're not as bad as you think they are.
por The Tolken White Guy 19 de Julho de 2009
A person who is addicted to games. They usually respond to names like Mario, and Luigi, yet are often confused of who said it. Usually they never respond to their own names. They play games for hours on end until their eyes hurt and they are forced to quit, due to not blinking while they are intensely playing the game.
Scenario 1:

Person: Hey what's up gamer?
Gamer: Nothing much.

Scenario 2:

Person: Hey what's up allen?
Gamer(allen):(No response)

Scenario 3:

Person: Hey what's up Mario?
Gamer: Luigi did you just say my name?
por Tarantino is Da Bomb 28 de Janeiro de 2007
n. a person with no life beyond the keyboard and/or controllers that they so desperately cling to on a daily basis.
Gamer's have no life.
por acidbathory 08 de Janeiro de 2009
Simply put a virgin. Someone that doesn't realize that having 40,000 gamer points doesn't mean anything in the real world, but their obesity from sitting around all day does. Usually use words such as Artard, Noob, and "Ranking up"
Interviewer - So why do you think you deserve this job?

Gamer - Because Artard I powned a couple noobs and got my Halo rank up to a 50. I also have 40,000 gamer points.

Interviewer - So that explains the obesity. Do you like girls?

Gamer - Of course Artard , I have a wife in second life
por 1reallife 18 de Agosto de 2009
A lazy fag who does nothing but sit around and play viedo games all day. This Can be any viedo games, including: X-box, Playstation, wii, game cube, pc games, and hand held games.(psp, game boy, etc...)
Kid 1: What do you want to do?
Kid 2: I dont know.
Kid 3: We could go inside and play viedo games.
Kids 1 & 2: hahaha
Kid 1: Shut up.
Kid 2: yeah, dont be such a gamer!
por The one who made you 2 13 de Julho de 2009
A gamer is a person who gave up on reality so he/she wants to devote their lives in becoming king or queen of the gamer nerds (Online gamers). Console gamers are losers in reality so they enjoy escaping reality by playing as the main character of a story where they are the hero. They believe chicks dig gamers by looking at pictures of expos where women are PAID to model for companies, when in reality, attractive chicks would do everything to avoid people like them.

Frequently, gamers also watch anime and are religious as these two latter things also help them escape reality.

Gamers also rarely read anything and don't actively stand up for real issues in the REAL world and try to improve it for future generations.

Gamers should invest their time and energy into reality and other fruitful endeavors.

Stupid gamers marvel at the salary of pro gamers, but seem to fail to realize that pro games will only make that amount of money as long as that game is popular (most games don't last that long in popularity) and once that game becomes unpopular, the progamer is negative in the real (negative as in negative as in social skills, REAL social networks, knowledge of reality, useful skills in the workplace,etc).

Reality vs fantasy world? Does this have to even be a question?
Gamers are stupid.
por GamersAreLosers 29 de Janeiro de 2010
Anyone who sits on their ass all day and plays video games either on the computer or video game system. Usually overweight for they sit on thier continually enlarging ass and eat Doritos and beans while ruining the controller. Also they usually smell because they have no regular shower times, only when they can put the controller down for a few minutes. Often enough they forget the most important places to wash while in the shower for they can only think of video games. They also continually collect every video game they can get their hands on, even if they don't like it just so they can say they have more than you and have played every game. Will also brag about knowing "everything" about every video game. Normally work in a video store/game store so they can get discounts on their addiction. Will not go to college for they only have one talent and wouldn't want to waste money on college that could be for video games.

Possibly also soon to develop the ever popular "Moobs".

Also see: soon to be evicted and living with their Grandmother in her basement because they overdraft too much on video games.
Gamer: I'm sorry baby, I can't pay rent, I overdrafted on my lame ass PS2 games that I don't even play.

Girlfriend: Then I guess you won't get your Xbox 360.

Gamer: I'm leaving you for someone who understands my needs more!!!
por Henryeta 07 de Agosto de 2008

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