The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.
Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."
por Captain Lieutenant 29 de Novembro de 2015
A friend is someone, who you chat to all the time, in person, on via text. You can share things with, you can complain to. Talking to them about who you like, and making stupid group chats. No matter how cute your friends is, you shouldn't date. It could ruin your bond, and your special friendship.
I know he's cute but I couldn't date him. He's like a friend to me. :)
por emily8456 22 de Outubro de 2015
Something you don't have.
I wouldn't know what an example of friends would be, I don't have any either. q.q
#buddy #pal #guys #gals #gills
por Adb12fudge 18 de Agosto de 2015
a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so
thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST
#species #human #backstabber #meanypants #poop
por CaramelBanana 08 de Abril de 2015
A friend is someone who will always be their and has your back. They are there if you need a shoulder to cry on someone who will get you happy when you feel sad they don' make you feel like crap
#best friend #friendly #awesome #happy #nice
por omgreally!!!! 01 de Abril de 2015
The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.
Man, I have the best friends in the world!
#bros #besties #bae #enemies #freinds #frends
por BETCHACANTGUESS 14 de Março de 2015
a friend means someone whom you can laugh with and be comfortable around. Someone who you can make fun of and them not take it offensive. also someone who you can share food with.
"hey Sarah you want my pizza I'm full"
"Ya, sure"
Sarah and me are friends
#sarah #laugh #offensive #comfortable #food
por Angie_marie 19 de Fevereiro de 2015
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