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Worldwide social media network used by billions of people around the world, where you could post videos, pictures, like, comment, and more on people(s) photos.
Me: *Posts photo of me dancing to Lady Gaga*

Friend: Dude, you're weird.

Me: I know, tell me something I don't know.

Friend 2: *Likes photo*

Me: Facebook is amazing.
por hanginonaledge 02 de Novembro de 2013
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a stalkers dream come true
facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
por jim 08 de Março de 2005
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the reason my papers are never done on time.
need to write report = facebook time!
por q-mas 10 de Fevereiro de 2005
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An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
por Amanda 05 de Novembro de 2004
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WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.
por Kissabledimplz 02 de Dezembro de 2005
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A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!
por Pro 16 de Janeiro de 2006
5178 1603
 
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Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.
por Joshthalk 10 de Dezembro de 2010
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A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)
Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!

Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.

por Gaby Gutierrez 13 de Outubro de 2006
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