a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
por ** 17 de Agosto de 2003
Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
EMUS ROCK
I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity
por Rygar 13 de Outubro de 2004
One of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid.
You: "god, what's your problem emu kid?"
Emo: "It's called emo! Nobody understands! *cry*"
por Tracy M 28 de Agosto de 2005
a badass ostrich
That emu ruffles my feathers.
por The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich 14 de Abril de 2004
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)
por Sloppies' Sasquatch 29 de Julho de 2006
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.
I went to the zoo and saw an emu.
por emu1 04 de Agosto de 2003
a male teenager who pretends to live the "Emo" lifestyle for the sole reason of meeting Emo girls.
Tim donned his Emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.
por Ann_Hedonia 06 de Outubro de 2008

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