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actually, the second guy was wrong. Ebola is a completely different virus from Marburg, and the first Marburg outbreak was at a plant that used chimpanzee parts to test vaccines, not a nazi test lab. Basically since chimp DNA is so similar vaccines work the same way which is why they use chimp parts. The Nazis really had nothing at all to do with Ebola. The first ever outbreak of Ebola was in 1976, many years after the Nazis fell out of power. Not that it didn't suck for the Africans or anything. Symptoms in the later phases include detachment of the intestinal lining from its place, hemmorhaging from any or all orifices, liquidation of some internal organs (not from stomach acid by the way) and the mind often slows down to stopping. There are some other rather nasty symptoms but those are the ones that come to mind.
"Hey, look, that guy just shat out his intestines in a huge gush of blood."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."
por Fugerko.? 22 de Novembro de 2003
 
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A level 4 pathogen, the Ebola virus is pound for pound the deadliest disease known to man. Ebola has a mortality rate of over 80%. There have been 4 outbreaks of Ebola and all of them have occured in Africa.
The ebola virus ate away all of his organs and caused internal and external bleeding.
por § 19 de Julho de 2004
 
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A disease in which the Zaire strain could totally own the entire fucking world. 90% casualty rate. it liquifies your collagen, so you skin basically will fall apart or become bruised very easily. It replicates and acts so quickly that you are dead within three weeks of contraction. You spew virus particles, and your blood runs black with the infection.
OMFG i just got ebola!
Wtf Mate!
por Cannibalized 24 de Maio de 2005
 
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a deadly virus
ebola is worse than ecoli
por david 09 de Dezembro de 2003
 
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A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.
You have Ebola, have fun spewing out your innards
por MetalMoe 26 de Maio de 2004
 
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The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.
Where's Anthony?

He must have Ebola.
por AiiR x ChiieFs 20 de Outubro de 2014
 
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Currently the 17,000th scariest thing in Africa. It made headline news and everybody was scared shitless when the outbreaks occurred, but after 2 weeks, just like every other bandwagon, everybody forgot about it.
Person 1: Hey, you heard about those Ebola outbreaks in Africa?

Person 2: Yeah. But after a couple weeks it'll die off and people will find better things to freak the fuck out about.

Person 1: True.
por 1-800-PAIN 11 de Agosto de 2014