"I found him very intimidating, because I was still wearing my broke flares like a common poof."
kid 2: oh yeah? how much are they?
kid 1: £60.
kid 2: buggar that get them in debenhams for £10!
Scene Kid 2- "Topshop"
Super narrow, they sometimes have a small split at the bottom of the outside seam.
Person 2: Yes, they say he has the narrowest drainpipes in Glasgow.
The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.
emo-boy 2: what?
emo-boy 1: I wonder if he can breathe in those...
emo-boy 2: oohh, the Drain-pipes? probably not.