An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!
Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!
#douche #bag #manwhore #socio #path #liar
por Lollilol45 28 de Maio de 2014
A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.
Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*

Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."

Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."

Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
#douchebag #scumbag #fag-bag #fagot #conformist #ass hole #dickhead #dick #girlfriend #horny #selfish #ego
por Trjx 30 de Março de 2014
Alex Harris.
"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
#jerk #tool #asshole #dick #loser
por Ajent123 25 de Agosto de 2013
A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.
#dickhole #douche bag #dirty fuck #capitalist assbrain #backwards moral #shit between the brains
por nakedsarah 08 de Maio de 2013
Negative word used to describe a person.
Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
#asshole #a-hole #jerk #douchbag #ass
por Supergirl123 08 de Março de 2013
Marco Malacara
Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!
#marco #mexican #douche #bag #malacara
por cam92296 06 de Outubro de 2012
Kenneth Krause
Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag
#i'm fat and i'm proud #yes #sorry man #sucks doesn't it? #rofl #word
por nooneyoullfindout 05 de Outubro de 2012
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