Assine Portuguese
Procure por qualquer palavra, como thot:
City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
por Chach 04 de Março de 2003
9752 2382
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
por anonymous 22 de Junho de 2003
7173 2880
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
por Collegebums 22 de Agosto de 2003
6395 3173
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
por Kara 31 de Março de 2003
5667 3013
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
por princessmetoo098 19 de Agosto de 2003
4576 2466
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
por angie scott 20 de Fevereiro de 2003
3202 1787
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there
por Fatass 25 de Fevereiro de 2003
2510 1448