Assine Portuguese
Procure por qualquer palavra, como rule of three:
City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
por Chach 04 de Março de 2003
9714 2372
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
por anonymous 22 de Junho de 2003
7127 2865
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
por Collegebums 22 de Agosto de 2003
6370 3136
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
por Kara 31 de Março de 2003
5637 2996
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
por princessmetoo098 19 de Agosto de 2003
4543 2444
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
por angie scott 20 de Fevereiro de 2003
3180 1768
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there
por Fatass 25 de Fevereiro de 2003
2490 1430