Adjective used when something sucks.
"This idea is dildos"
por keep america great 30 de Outubro de 2007
The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.
Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.
por Avanator 26 de Agosto de 2007
A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.
Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her
por expertno1 22 de Junho de 2014
An editor at Urban Dictionary. A dildo (editor), is someone that graduated from middle school by the skin of his teeth. A real assshole that didn't publish my Orlando definition, which I thought was pretty fucking awesome! Fuck you! Who makes these rules? How do you have definitions about blow jobs on toilet seats, and definitions about Jacksonville that say "fuck Orlando" but if I say something nice and "fuck Jacksonville", mine doesn't get posted...answer me fuckers!
A dildo is something editors have up their asses
por Editor with a dildo 10 de Janeiro de 2014
A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate
Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!
por crazytaco 16 de Fevereiro de 2011
acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.
Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.
por billboardslags 17 de Novembro de 2010
A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"
por Flangsharbumtum 11 de Janeiro de 2009

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