Calm the fuck down.
Dude, ctfd.
por fuckyouyoufuckinfuck 02 de Novembro de 2003
Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.
(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!
por Awesome Pat 02 de Dezembro de 2007
When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"
Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Karen: what? (not giving a shit)
Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST!!
Karen: ctfd aite..
por koreanumba1 20 de Fevereiro de 2010
Calm the Fuck Down
Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"
por thepimpogloc 13 de Junho de 2009
"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"
OMFG will you just CTFD!?
por MagicalTrelmo 14 de Janeiro de 2008
It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a Beef.
#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert"
#2 "WHAT?!?!?!?"
#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her Posse"

"Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!"
"What you say 'bout my mamma?!?!"
"CTFD, It was a harmless joke"
por alexdude2901 04 de Novembro de 2011
ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...
u need to ctfd
por cacky cack 25 de Agosto de 2010

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