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29.
The act of a man stuffing his junk into the mouth of another person and then proceeding to poop on that persons face.
Man, that chick last night was crazy! She wanted to get a crumpet!" "Man thats sick.
por thecrumpetdeveloper 15 de Novembro de 2010
 
30.
Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
por Therealman445 25 de Junho de 2010
 
31.
a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--
harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"
por holly 22 de Novembro de 2004
 
32.
the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
por xcczxczxc 25 de Fevereiro de 2009
 
33.
A word you call a white person instead of cracker
I was beat up by a gang of crumpets
por stevie 04 de Abril de 2004
 
34.
Snotty British exchange student(s).
Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.
por Anonymous 05 de Setembro de 2003
 
35.
A person of African descent. (A black person).
"Crumpets love the purple drank."
por Schwamp 29 de Agosto de 2007