1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
por GashPash 09 de Fevereiro de 2010
The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
por Blake A. Eveleigh 24 de Maio de 2008
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
por Captn Luke 27 de Fevereiro de 2007
Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
por unknown 18 de Janeiro de 2005
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
por FannyMay 29 de Agosto de 2009
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