A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
por KiwiGarlic123 12 de Setembro de 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
por cheesygrins 16 de Fevereiro de 2010
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
por Bradly J. mitchell 23 de Outubro de 2007
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
por pea123456 06 de Fevereiro de 2013
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
A: "So how are ya James?
por r0x0rmyj0x0rz 03 de Abril de 2004
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
por Captn Luke 26 de Fevereiro de 2007
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
por The One Guy 27 de Setembro de 2007

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