Top Definition
When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.
OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.
#randi #mooseknuckle #cameltoe #meatcurtain #slut
por iLOVEkfc4ever 23 de Novembro de 2010
one who gives oral sex
Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.
#head #blowjob #oral #paris hilton #sex
por jesusisonlsd 22 de Dezembro de 2006
anyone that gobbles "crotch"
your mother
por clark 01 de Dezembro de 2003
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