A combination of the words crap and jizz.

1) Using the term literally it involves both defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

2) Using the term figuratively it is a term denoting extreme excitement and/or arousal.
1) I was watching some freaky German porn last night and at the end the male actor crizzed all over the place!

2) When I saw "On a Boat" for the first time I crizzed myself!
por leakeg 10 de Julho de 2009
To cry and jizz simultaneously. The short feeling of regret during/after solo masturbation. Gives a kleenex two jobs.
I was masturbating alone to the romantic comedy, Beauty and the Briefcase, and then crizz(ed) all over the place.
por Vinny glasses and Ricky green 19 de Fevereiro de 2011
Relating to a place where one resides at.
Jimmy: Yo man whats the deal for tonight?

Timbo: Lets pregame at the crizz then dip out and go to the bars.
por thatistheman 06 de Abril de 2010

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