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1.
A combination of the words crap and jizz.

1) Using the term literally it involves both defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

2) Using the term figuratively it is a term denoting extreme excitement and/or arousal.
1) I was watching some freaky German porn last night and at the end the male actor crizzed all over the place!

2) When I saw "On a Boat" for the first time I crizzed myself!
por leakeg 10 de Julho de 2009
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2.
To cry and jizz simultaneously. The short feeling of regret during/after solo masturbation. Gives a kleenex two jobs.
I was masturbating alone to the romantic comedy, Beauty and the Briefcase, and then crizz(ed) all over the place.
por Vinny glasses and Ricky green 19 de Fevereiro de 2011
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3.
Relating to a place where one resides at.
Jimmy: Yo man whats the deal for tonight?

Timbo: Lets pregame at the crizz then dip out and go to the bars.
por thatistheman 06 de Abril de 2010
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