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Fidel Castro, ruler of Cuba since 1959. An enemy of the US.
Castro wants your balls.
por Gumba Gumba 06 de Março de 2004
The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.
Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.
por Chris 10 de Agosto de 2005
to console your partner with fellatio when intercourse is not available or warranted.
Gary: I don't know, babe, I'm pretty tired.

Steph: Me, too. That's ok, I'll just give you a Castro.
por slees 05 de Agosto de 2009
The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.
Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.
por Chris 10 de Agosto de 2005
The dickish person that always bogarts their weed and booze. They seem really nice in person but are always very reluctant to share weed or alcohol at parties and often ask you to pay them back regardless of any favors you've done them. It's also very likely that they think highly of themselves.
Person 1: Brandon wants you to pay him back for when he smoked you out last week.
Person 2: What the fuucckk I've smoked him out like five times
Person 1: Yeah he's being a real castro about it.
por A poor stoner 28 de Fevereiro de 2012
The cumbrian term given to a useless teacher. Often teaches in a seconday school where she gets the total piss taken out of her, Most Castros tend to need a bra to hold in their nipple erections.
Boy#1: OMG did you see that nipple!?
Boy#2: Yeah she must be a total castro.
por Professor Alex Taylor 06 de Julho de 2009
a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!
-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."
por hofasho 14 de Janeiro de 2009

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