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1.
A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.
Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.
por Go Peter 24 de Abril de 2003
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2.
a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.
That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.
por Officer Reppert 05 de Novembro de 2003
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3.
an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
por cereal killa 18 de Janeiro de 2005
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4.
drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food
Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....
por Bensta 27 de Novembro de 2005
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5.
When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
por Jackie & Emilie 03 de Agosto de 2004
18 43
 
6.
This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.
My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"
por Cap'n Crack 05 de Julho de 2003
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7.
Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
por Jizzle Lizzle 16 de Março de 2005
7 37