A device used for nun masturbation.
People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.
por erokke 11 de Julho de 2004
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.
por daywalker. 26 de Agosto de 2009
A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it
por ihunt4bieber 21 de Janeiro de 2010
Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.
Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!
por St. Clare's 02 de Janeiro de 2006
Another word for a tampon.
Here, I'll buy you a candle. *No fucking pads...cheap losers.*
por azclawson 19 de Julho de 2010
a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle
Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"
por Brizzy Izzy 25 de Julho de 2011
a person with red pubes

aka red haired kid (ginger) with red pubes
dude zack is such a fucking candle

red in the head fire in the bed
por say WhAt!?!?1 22 de Dezembro de 2008

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