To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Instead of going to class, Jason "Cabbaged" all day.
Or
Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".
por AJ Cano 16 de Agosto de 2007
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
por chasedadcaptainds 03 de Abril de 2008
Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
por CompulsiveDribbler304 08 de Abril de 2011
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
por non giron 01 de Outubro de 2012
Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.
Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas
por cockmeatsandwedge 11 de Fevereiro de 2012
repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting
jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...
por ms.smoov 18 de Junho de 2011
A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.
Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?

Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that

Bobby: Let's go hit on her

Luke: Sure thing bro
por Kurt Neil 10 de Junho de 2011

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