Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
por CompulsiveDribbler304 08 de Abril de 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
por the autonomous heartbeat 29 de Maio de 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
por chasedadcaptainds 03 de Abril de 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
por Eris 22 de Junho de 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
por non giron 01 de Outubro de 2012
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
por pootytang112 27 de Abril de 2009
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
por imonkey 24 de Novembro de 2006

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